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Eat Your Fruit Before It Eats You


>>HEY TOMMY.
ARE YOU GOING FOR A MIDDAY SNACK?>>WHAT?
WHO SAID THAT?>>WHY IT’S ME!
MR. BANANA.>>OH!
HEY MR. BANANA! I DIDN’T KNOW YOU COULD TALK!
>>THAT’S RIGHT TOMMY! WHY ME AND MY FRIENDS THE FRUITS ARE FULL
OF ALL KINDS OF HELPFUL THINGS.
>>YAY! VITAMIN C!
>>SO HEY! WHAT DO YOU SAY?
ARE YOU WILLING TO GIVE US A TRY?>>THAT SOUNDS GREAT, BUT I THINK I’M JUST
GOING TO GET SOME COOKIES.
>>[BOOING]>>THAT’S RIGHT TOMMY. BOO.
YOU DON’T NEED JUNK FOOD. WHY, COOKIES ARE FULL OF SUGAR AND FATS AND
ALL SORTS OF CRUMMY THINGS.
>>CRUMMY? YOU’RE FUNNY MR. BANANA.
>>I SURE AM, SO WHY NOT GIVE US A TRY.>>UM, WELL I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT MOM IS MAKING
FRUIT SALAD FOR DINNER. SO I’LL JUST TRY YOU GUYS THEN!
>>BUT I’M FULL OF POTASSIUM, WHICH AIDS IN IMPROVING
BRAIN FUNCTION AND I WATCH YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP.>>WELL, YOU KNOW THAT’S RIGHT.
MY TEACHER DID SAY I NEED TO GET LOTS– WAIT WHAT?
>>IT’S BEEN PROVEN THAT BANANAS AND OTHER FRESH FRUITS
AND VEGETABLES ARE ESSENTIAL TO A GROWING BOY’S DIET.
>>OH, OKAY. WELL, I GUESS I’LL JUST GET SOME WATER AND
THEN GO SOME PLAY SOME MORE.
>>OH COME ON TOMMY, IF YOU EAT ME, I PROMISE NOT TO CUT YOU.
>>WAIT? WHAT?
WHOA, WHOA. WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT MR. BANANA?
>>EAT ME!>>[SCREAMING]>>YOU NEED ME.
>>YEAH!>>OKAY!
I THINK I’M GOING TO GO NOW MR. BANANA.>>NO!
DON’T YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON ME! [SCREAMING] OH!
MY HUBRIS
WAS MY DOWNFALL.

100 thoughts on “Eat Your Fruit Before It Eats You

  1. This is why all bananas need to burn because they are the most disgusting thing ever. It has been proven that bananas watch and kill you in your sleep.

  2. Me:holds cookie Banna:hey eat em I'm yummy. And if you don't eat me I will kill you. Me:well if you say it like wait ehat

  3. BACK I SAY! I HAVE THE HIGH SCORE OF MY ENTIRE FAMILY ON FRUIT NINJA! YOU WANNA CUT ME WELL HOW ABOUT I CUT YOU INSTEAD!

  4. This actually seems like something Calvin (from Calvin and Hobbes) would imagine up. It’s definitely weird enough for one of his fantasies.

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