Kac Para Yarismasi

Arthritis Diet and Exercises


♪♪>>THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALLOWING US TO PITCH OUR IDEA TO YOU, SIR.>>JUST KEEP GOING. KEEP GOING.>>UM, AS YOU KNOW, THERE HAVE A BEEN A HOST OF POPULAR DIET TRENDS OVER THE YEARS: ATKINS, PALEO, WHOLE 30, TO NAME A FEW.>>BUT FOR THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS, THESE DIET TRENDS ARE UNREALISTIC AND UNSUSTAINABLE. UNTIL NOW.>>THAT’S RIGHT. WE’VE DEVELOPED A NEW DIET THAT WILL ATTRACT AND RETAIN EVERYONE BECAUSE IT’S EXACTLY WHAT THEY’VE ALWAYS WANTED.>>AND WE WANT YOU TO BE THE OFFICIAL SPOKESMAN FOR IT. CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IT IS?>>COOKIE?>>THAT’S RIGHT, MR. MONSTER. INTRODUCING THE NEW DIET TREND- NAY, DIET STANDARD- THE COOKIE DIET.>>UH, LOOK. YOU ALL KNOW HOW ME FEEL ABOUT COOKIE. BIG FAN.>>UH-HUH.>>YEAH.>>BIG. FAN.>>WE’RE- YES.>>BUT. ME CANNOT DENY HEALTH CONSEQUENCES OF COOKIE.>>CONSEQUENCES? LOOK, MR. MONSTER, HERE IS A PICTURE OF YOU TAKEN IN 1976, AND THIS IS A PICTURE OF YOU TAKEN LAST WEEK.>>YOU’VE LITERALLY EATEN NOTHING BUT COOKIES FOR 40 YEARS, AND YOU HAVEN’T AGED A DAY!>>ME THINK ME BODY HANDLE COOKIE DIFFERENT THAN MOST PEOPLE. ON OUTSIDE, ME LOOK GREAT. BUT ON INSIDE, [GROANS] [GROANS]>>OKAY, OKAY.>>OKAY, OKAY. WE HEAR YOU.>>YOU GET IDEA.>>YES, YES. WE- WE GET IT.>>ME SAY TO KIDS: COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE! BUT COOKIE IS A SOMETIME FOOD. ME ALSO EAT EGGPLANT AND ARTICHOKE…>>NO, NO. WE ALL KNOW THAT’S A LIE.>>YEAH, DON’T.>>PLUS, WE AGREED WE WILL OFFER YOU MILLIONS TO ENDORSE THIS DIET.>>NO! ME TIRED OF CONTRIBUTING TO OBESITY EPIDEMIC. ME NO ACCEPT DIRTY COOKIE MONEY.>>GEE, THAT’S TOO BAD.>>OH. WHAT YOU DOING?>>OH, NOTHING. I’M JUST A LITTLE HUNGRY.>>ME, COOKIE MONSTER. YOU, REAL MONSTER.>>OH, THIS ONE IS JUST SO GOOEY.>>[STAMMERS] >>IT HAS TOO MANY CHOCOLATE CHIPS; I THINK I MIGHT JUST THROW IT OUT.>>NOM NOM NOM! COOKIE! YUM YUM YUM YUM. [HEAVY BREATHING] >>IF WE COULD JUST HAVE YOU SIGN HERE AND HERE, MR. MONSTER.>>OH. “C” IS FOR CORRUPTION.>>HAVE SOME COOKIES.>>OKAY.>>THANKS FOR WATCHING THAT VIDEO, GUYS. BE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE.>>YEAH, IF WE GET 5,000 LIKES, WE’LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO SEND COOKIE MONSTER TO FIRST GRADE SO HE CAN LEARN THE PROPER USE OF “I” AND “ME.”>>ME ALREADY KNOW THIS. ME AM THE SMARTEST MONSTER IN THE WORLD. TAKE IT FROM I AND BIG BIRD.

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